Tuesday, April 29, 2008
hey everybody! i went to watch a movie after work today. guess what i saw?

yeah. that pretty much sums it up doesnt it? haha. first off, the show is crap dog shit. understand me when i say crap doggy poop i mean it. it is a complete waste of time. how i let myself get talked (conned) into watching this incredible drovel i will never know. maybe its the curious and nice persona within me that wanted to give a poop movie like this a chance...
well, guess it'll never happen again.
SCARY MOVIE & NAKED GUN and even EPIC MOVIE was sooooo much better.

well, unfortunately for me and the friends that went with... that's not the worst part of the story. i am kinda pissed. actually, i am infuriated and incensed. why? the reason is simple. not only was the movie stupid, the people running the show were as well.

allow me to explain myself using some pictures. i will give a brief explaination as we move along.

we went to the GV cinema at JURONG POINT on the 29th of APRIL 2008 and saw the show at 1710H (of which there were almost 20 minutes of commercials) in CINEMA 6. this can be clearly seen in the ticket stub.

ok. this is where we (the audience) last saw BEFORE THE WHOLE FIGGIN' SCENE SKIPPED. i simply cannot believe that a reputable cinema like GV will allow this kind of thing to happen. frankly this is the FIRST TIME i have ever experienced this.. and i certainly hope it will be the last. at least with no-brainer shows like this, the plot never matters. but what would happen if you were watching a real movie like Lord of the Rings or Star Wars or Harry Potter and you realise that they skipped 1 entire scene? as an avid movier-goer i would be enraged.

anyway, for the dear friends and people who (due to this incompetence) missed this hilarious part of the movie, here what you might have left out.

bad guy tells (and points) kid that other person is the real bad guy.

points to the dalai lama.

chairman announces that the dalai lama won something.

curtains rise and dragonfly is beating up the exasperated (and innocent) dalai lama.

members of the audience are shocked.

chairman tries (in vain) to stop the fight from continuing.

dalai lama tries to explain that he is a peaceful man.

dragonfly doesnt believe him and strips him to find the selenium tube.

the pope capturing the moment (and naked dalai lama on his phone).
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as you might expect, big fight ensues. and next scene is the one with the dragonfly and the hourglass in the empire con convention.
i still can't believe it. how can they do this? i wouldnt be so pissed if they at least apologised after the show and tried to let us see that part again. even if they didnt, why didnt anyone even try to explain why this sort of thing happened. why didnt whoever was manning the projector realize that something was wrong and try to rectify the problem or at the very least inform the management so that they can explain to the viewers? i know this is very crude of me but i think the staff there has either got to be brainless or blind not to catch that mistake.
entire experienced summed up in two words?
fucked up.

me.わたし.
confucius says never trust man with short legs, brains too near the bottom.

speak.はなす.




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